The Cunning Linguist

Antoinette Love is a student of English Literature and History, and as much as a good-looking guy turns her on, she also needs someone intelligent, well-read, and educated. Shes often to be found hanging out at seminars and readings, as her main hobby is finding as many writers, artists, poets, and professors to shag. Today, shes been to a poetry reading by Chris Epic of his time in the porn industry, with his latest book An Epic Man - How I Became The Greatest Poolboy of All Time. She was dazzled by this Renaissance man, and as soon as the reading was over, she went to get her book signed, fluttering her eyelids and licking her lips as she murmured under her breath, heres my phone number, call me if you want to fuck later. I dont have my pool boy clothes, Epic responds! An hour later, theyre in Epics hotel room, as he shows Antoinette everything hes learned as a poet, with his silver tongue slipping into every crack - a cunning linguist.